Chick's number on windshield
Tell us it was some hott chick. I would've been jealous! 
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No face to face contact for a reason. Sure she'll sound fine over the phone...........all fat girls do. Besides, her desperation is too thick.
Anyhow, congrats on the car, welcome to club. You'll have your choice of any skeezy you like from now on out........
Anyhow, congrats on the car, welcome to club. You'll have your choice of any skeezy you like from now on out........
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Originally Posted by moonsurfer,Mar 7 2006, 07:55 PM
Beauty is only a lightswitch away 
But I agree, who cares, as long as your friends don't see you.
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Originally Posted by juice04,Mar 7 2006, 10:56 AM
Most of you guys said, to burn rubber if she was big, a guy, or just plain not hott. 
To me, she's a human being, and I'm a really nice guy. So I figure, I'll go do my good deed for the day.
To me, she's a human being, and I'm a really nice guy. So I figure, I'll go do my good deed for the day. 
what you really mean is that for a split second you actually thought about hitting it, and you thought youd explore further to see whether it was worth a shot
You let your snake do the thinking and when it got down to it you couldnt hit it so you bailed 
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From: Northeast Jersey
Originally Posted by Quivers,Mar 7 2006, 09:33 AM
I dont know what to say. I am an asshole when it comes to this crap.
I was dancing in the club a few months back and this chick started backin it up on me, she had a nice body, it was crowded and I was drunk, I didnt see her face at all. then she turned around and had a deformed face, I screamed holy **** and ran away. I didnt dance again all night.
I was dancing in the club a few months back and this chick started backin it up on me, she had a nice body, it was crowded and I was drunk, I didnt see her face at all. then she turned around and had a deformed face, I screamed holy **** and ran away. I didnt dance again all night.
Me and my buddies went to a Hot Import Nights show in Atlantic City New Jersey and we already paid out tickets. We're walking in the lobby towards the multiple doors for the entrance of the show and there were models handing out flyers at the door and my friend goes... "Hey... check out that hot model." So I look and she looked absolutely amazing, perfect ass, perfect back, nice long hair (get the picture yet?). So of course we walk to her to "pick up a flyer". As I get within reaching distance of the flyer, she decides to turn around to face me and as she's handing me the flyer, I look her straight in the eyes with this disgusted look on my face. Talk about "But her face". That was mean, but this is a story... lol.
The worse part is that I really had no time to catch myself doing that and that was my initial reaction. I felt so bad afterwards, you have no idea.
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Originally Posted by juice04,Mar 7 2006, 11:56 AM
I said I had to meet someone for dinner (which I did)
You had me thinking, man he's a better person then me (I would have hauled ass) until I read that line. So if she was good looking you would have still split for dinner? 
Nice try, I'm not buying that one.BTW, my wife says she probably sent her fat friend in first to check up on you.