Choose Your teddy Bear
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Choose Your teddy Bear
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They go back to her place and, as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all along the floor, medium sized bears on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf. The man is a little surprise she would have a collection of teddy bears, especially a collection so extensive, but he decides not to mention it. He turned to her, they kissed, then they ripped each other's clothes off and made passionate love. After a night of intense pleasure, as they were lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolled over and asked the stupid question that all men seem to ask at some point: "Well, how was it?" The woman replied: "You can choose any prize from the bottom shelf."
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From: Austin
LOL very good.
OK here's one. No flames please.
Man's best breakfast....
He's sitting down at the table eating a bowl of Wheaties.
He looks proudly at his son's picture on the box.
He looks down at the Playboy on the kitchen table and admires his girlfriend's photo on the cover.
Then he admires the photo of his wife on the back of the milk carton.
OK here's one. No flames please.
Man's best breakfast....
He's sitting down at the table eating a bowl of Wheaties.
He looks proudly at his son's picture on the box.
He looks down at the Playboy on the kitchen table and admires his girlfriend's photo on the cover.
Then he admires the photo of his wife on the back of the milk carton.