Found some more. Some of them are repeats, but other are new:

Chuck Norris killed Hitler
Chuck Norris gave the "Peoples Elbow" to Stalin
Just by merely looking at you the right way, Chuck Norris can make you explode
Instead of being born normally, Chuck punched his way out of his mothers womb and grew a beard shortly after
He killed Pope John Paul with a roundhouse kick after a heated debate over who had the better beard, Jesus or Norris?
You don't know the first thing about Chuck Norris
Chuck > Everything
Chuck Norris went back in time to be a Viking just for fun and punched Odin in the face for looking at him wrong
A simple whiff of the Chuck causes woman to orgasm
Chuck Norris brought down the Roman Empire by himself
Chuck Norris invented sex and then perfected it
Chuck Norris is so buff and manly that the USA couldn't handle a man of his magnatude. This is why Chuck went to the Great Northwest, kicked out the Commies and declared it Alaska
Alf was played by Chuck Norris' penis
Chuck Norris went down to hell and punched Satan in the face and left. You can still hear Satan crying
During a pregnancy, if the baby is having trouble getting out of the mothers womb, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the mother in the stomach sending the baby safely flying out
Don't expect to see Chuck Norris on the Internet; he already knows everything the Internet has to offer
Chuck Norris is THE Master Chief
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck just punched the ground
Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked Karl Marx in the face
Chuck is the reason why the USA won the American Revolution. The British were like "LOL WE GOT THEM OWNED." And then Chuck showed up and they started getting their asses kicked.
Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussien
Chuck Norris has boned every hot chick in the history of the world
Norris carried Moses on his back through the desert for 40 years
A vial of Norris semen goes for billions
Chuck Norris cure Polio and Small Pox. He'd work on a cure for Cancer and AID's, but he's busy being manly
The Universe and Everything was created to accomodate Chuck Norris. He is the reason we are here
Chuck Norris brought America out of the Great Depression when he sold his pants on ebay
Have you ever seen the Pyramids in Egypt? Thank Chuck
Chuck Norris is Hugh Hefners idol
Chuck Norris craps out gold bars
Chuck Norris played football but he was so good they made rule #492 just for him: No Chuck Norris'
The ocean is just Chuck Norris' sweat. That's how hard he works out
Chuck norris has rattle snakes bite him just to laugh at them
Chuck Norris was Gandhi's teacher
Chuck Norris is THE man

 

Thinks fast: Who's the bigger has-been, Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal? Winner takes on Van Damme.

 

Chuck Norris was in Dodgeball so, he's still relevant!

Among martial artists/actors I think Chuck is still one of the more respected martial artists. Not saying he's a great actor but most of his kind are deuchebags! Like Van Damme and the wife smacking Seagal...

 

 

dude, don't you mean "douche"? these guys aren't from germany!

 

Close, Belgium!

 

(Umm it would appear that the people you linked these pics from weren't too happy about it.)
Mindcore

Lets see some photochops!

 

The person (or persons) who created that "fact" generator created another one specifically for Chuck Norris too...there's even one for Mr. T....

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

http://www.4q.cc/t/

 

"Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face."
I haven't seen that one till now....OMG, that's so funny....

My favorite Chuck Norris "fact" went something like this:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, Chuck Norris is just kick ass"

 

No kidding!!! I'm going to be in therapy for years to come!