There was an elderly couple in church one Sunday. It was mid-April, sunny day outside, and the pastor was speaking especially well. suddenly, the wife, about 80 years old, pull a piece of paper out of her Bible case, and jots something on it. She folds it then hands the now written on piece of paper to her husband. He inconspicuously opens the note and reads what it said:


"I've just let out a silent fart... What do I do?"


He smirks a little, and writes back to her. She unfold the piece of paper and reads:



"Change the battery in your hearing aid!"

 

10/10

 

LOL!

 

Silent but deadly? No, loud and tremendously funnny.

 

 

Excellent! 10/10

 

10/10

 

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10!