Clients From Hell
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From: Benicia, CA
Customer: “I would like to cancel my appointment for a tutor at 1:30.”
Me: “You are not booked for 1:30.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Can I make a appointment for 1:30 then?”
Me: “Didn’t you just say you want to cancel it?”
Customer: “Don’t I need to have a appointment first to cancel it?”
Me: “You are not booked for 1:30.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Can I make a appointment for 1:30 then?”
Me: “Didn’t you just say you want to cancel it?”
Customer: “Don’t I need to have a appointment first to cancel it?”
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From: Northern Vergina
Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”
Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”
Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”
Customer: “Oh really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”
Me: “Ah, sorry?”
Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”
Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”
Me: “Really, it’s fine.”
Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”
Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”
Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”
Customer: “Oh really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”
Me: “Ah, sorry?”
Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”
Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”
Me: “Really, it’s fine.”
Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”
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From: Land of Cincinnati Chili
^^^^
That's some funny shit!
It reminds me of a time I was screwing around with a customer. He wanted me to investigate a technical issue for him. I'd known him for a pretty long time so I scribbled a note on the subject on a sticky and stuck it on my forehead while telling him "Got it!"
Fast forward about a month and he brings up the subject again. I tell him "I don't really recall talking to you about that" which at the moment I really didn't. Guy says, "that's funny since I seem to recall you writing it down and sticking it on your forehead." "Shit, sorry, I do remember that now" I tell him. Guy says "not so funny anymore."
That's some funny shit!
It reminds me of a time I was screwing around with a customer. He wanted me to investigate a technical issue for him. I'd known him for a pretty long time so I scribbled a note on the subject on a sticky and stuck it on my forehead while telling him "Got it!"
Fast forward about a month and he brings up the subject again. I tell him "I don't really recall talking to you about that" which at the moment I really didn't. Guy says, "that's funny since I seem to recall you writing it down and sticking it on your forehead." "Shit, sorry, I do remember that now" I tell him. Guy says "not so funny anymore."
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