When I first got together with my girl friend, her mother have always questioned me about my loyalty to her daughter. She wants us to settle down and move down the serious path....... Ofcourse I have told her this is what my intension is.

Last week, my girl friend asked me to join her family dinner so I did.

I got to her house, no one was there other than her younger cousin. She opened the door in her silky night wear. Previous times I have visited her house, I have always thought she had a thing with me however I know she was dating someone. Let me tell you, SHES A FOX!!! She turned and cries at me "Me and my boy friend broke up!!! He left me ........... I need someone to comfort now.......!"

"I will be in my bedroom when you are ready.........." She turns and walks to her room.

Man! Let me tell you this, any guy would have taken this opportunity.......... She looked awsome in that little blk silky dress.


BUT, I have done what my only resort was at the time...........Opened the front door and WALKED TOWARDS MY S!


Soon as I walked out the front door...... My girl friend's DAD is standing right infront of the DOOR! He stares me in the eyes and suddently gave me a congrat hug! At this point I was confused and shocked as Sh!t!
He shouts: CONGRAT SON! You have passed the family test and welcome to the family!

WHAT MY EXPERINCE TELLS ALL YOU DOGGY DOGGS OUT THERE.........................




































LEAVING MY CONDOMS IN THE CAR IS A FOOKING WISE CHOICE!

WOOT!




DaRKCrow
"Thank god my father inlaw didnt see the tent party I had in my pants while I was walking out the house! "

 

An oldie but goodie...

InsaniT

 

Yep. Oldi but goody. Was that posted here or another car forum?

 

That's really funny...



























....when I read it for the 1st time many moons ago.

 

I think this one needs to be retired...

 

hahahahaha that is too funny...my father would just take out the guns. LOL

It's nice to see you Jim...I miss our little chats

 

very funny, lol.

Why is it necessary for people to say something is old just because they've seen it somewhere before?? If its funny, then why not read it again. Try appreciating people sharing posts without being an idiot who lives to write "REPOST" in everything thread they read.

 

IN before the lock

 

In after Wantone but before lock (which I dont see coming?)

 

In after ninethreeeleven who was in after wantone before the lock....