A third grade teacher was trying to explain to her students the relationship between colors and flavors. One by one, she held up different colored lifesvers and asked the children to identify each flavors by it's color: Red-Cherry,Yellow-Lemon, Purple-Grape, Green-Lime, Orange-Orange. Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said "I'll give you a clue. It's something your mother sometimes calls your father." One little girl looked up in horror and said "Spit em out, they're assholes!"

 

I chuckled

 

lol

Why did everything just taste like purple?