I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

And for those that don't like mods:

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ROFL

 

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!...now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

This is due for re-release on an all new special edition DVD loaded with extras. Can't wait!

 

"What is your name?"

"????????????"

"What is your quest?"

"To find the Holy grail?"

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue . . .No, Green, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

If you like one-liners and can get BBCAmerica on TV, you should check out some of the really wacky comedy series, such as The League of Gentlemen, Coupling, Fawlty Towers, Absolutely Fabulous, and of course, Monty Python's Flying Circus. British humor at its best!

 

Now you've got me started....

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 1Y2KS2K
[B]If you like one-liners and can get BBCAmerica on TV, you should check out some of the really wacky comedy series, such as The League of Gentlemen, Coupling, Fawlty Towers, Absolutely Fabulous, and of course, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

 

Run away, run away!!!!!

 

"Oh to be blissfuly free from the ravages of intelligence..."

Ultimate Evil-Time Bandits

 

singing la de da, tiddle ee dee,
it's Eric the half a bee
bisected accidentally
one lazy afternoon by me
Eric the half a bee!