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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 10:10 AM
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An Amish farmer walking through his field noticed a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish farmer shouted "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben darin geschissen!" (Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!) The man shouted back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!" The Amish farmer shouted back in English "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 10:19 AM
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I dunno why I'm laughing to myself a little, I don't feel like it SHOULD be funny
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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 10:38 AM
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10/10 LOVE IT!!!!
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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Feb 3 2010, 11:38 AM
10/10 LOVE IT!!!!
I thought you would, heh,heh.
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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 11:56 AM
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20/10!
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You racist pigs! Wait, I mean you racist infidels!
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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by shotiable,Feb 3 2010, 12:56 PM
20/10!
That's my highest score ever!!!
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 3 2010, 03:45 PM
I thought you would, heh,heh.
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Old Feb 3, 2010 | 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 3 2010, 03:45 PM
I thought you would, heh,heh.
I always love your jokes and any sexist or racist ones get bonus points!
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