Male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother and has nothing to do with anything except being bald.

 

Wear a baseball cap. The bill keeps the sun out of your eyes -- it's wonderful. I drove around with DaRKCrow without a hat last week and felt like a real piece of sh*t. Besides, you can advertise the team, place, or anything else of your choice. People notice specifics of baseball caps that convertible drivers wear.

 

I prefer to think of it as being low maintenance - haven't combed in years (nothing left to comb) and I don't go to the barber - do it myself - looks exactly the same as dropping $15 (for me anyway).

 

I think that's called "Steroid Fallout".

 

Excessive wind can accelerate premature balding, true. It's not something that will cause hairloss though.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bernie
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Wirejock

you wouldn't happen to be..uh, bald, would you?

 

I think the wind causes alot of "Knotting Up" of long hair. When you go to comb it out it starts ripping out of your scalp...thus causing the momentary (hopefully) receding hairline. I always find my hair getting all knotted after being in the droptop without a hat...

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wirejock
[B]Every woman knows, bald men are better lovers.

 

Does that mean I should stop all those chilli bean lunches I have been having lately?

 

You mean it's not true. Say it isn't so! Nooooooo!