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Old Oct 2, 2009 | 02:26 PM
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[QUOTE]Perhaps the Garden State should switch its nickname to the Barnyard State.

A New Jersey judge has dismissed animal cruelty charges against a cop accused of committing a sex act with young cows, saying a grand jury had no way of knowing whether the animals were "tormented."

Moorestown police officer Robert Melia, who is currently suspended, allegedly engaged in oral sex acts with five calves in Southampton in 2006.

Since New Jersey currently has no law explicitly banning such an act, prosecutors in Burlington county brought animal cruelty charges against Melia, the Philadelphia Daily News reports.

Judge Morely said it was questionable that Melia's acts, though "disgusting," constituted animal cruelty.

"I'm not saying it's OK," Morely said.
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Old Oct 2, 2009 | 05:54 PM
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Link to vids?
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Old Oct 2, 2009 | 09:30 PM
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He's lucky the calf didn't bite it off.
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 02:44 AM
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What happened to good ol cow tipping that I used to do when I was a kid. In case the definition has changed over the years (judging by the content of this post it seems to have changed quite dramatically), cow tipping is simply waiting for them to sleep standing, and push them over. Of course when I was 15 I found it hilarious after a couple of cans of Special Brew.
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 07:30 AM
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this reminds me of a movie....
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 07:43 AM
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wow, look how soft and full those lips are...



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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by tinkfist,Oct 2 2009, 07:54 PM
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sick..... effin SICK
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 09:13 AM
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NJ
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 09:33 AM
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I'll bet the calf gives good helmet.
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Old Oct 3, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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uhhhhhh, WTF
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