A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here:

1. Men never learn.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.

 

 

they make shampoo for that sorta thing

 

 

LIE. A blonde wouldn't have been able to think that up herself, and had she been able to she'd probably still have gotten crab lice in New Orleans.

 

Been there, done that.

 

Maybe she's a brunette who bleached her hair.

 

^I dunno, let me lift her skirt and she if she's blond down there.

 

This one isn't as funny as the others.

 

That's life.