The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly
funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto
makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to
determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the
crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 74.7
percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, SH**!"

Only the state of Texas was different, where 92.3 percent of the final words were,
"Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"

 

that was ok but kinda dry...funny none the less =)

 

LOL people always bashin Texas What fun!

Good one. I can just picture the backwoods hillbilly (with 2 missing teeth and a gold one in the back, of course) passing his Schlitz (sp?) to his wife, Maggie. LOL SMACK!

 

Schlitz, now that's a word I haven't heard in a while. Funny story about that is a co-worker of mine from Canada had never heard of the beer and just loved the way it sounded. He couldn;t get enough of the stuff. I think he drank it because of the funny name, definitely not for the taste.