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Crash and Win Airbags

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Old Dec 13, 2000 | 10:52 AM
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To bad they never used this idea, it could have saved Oldsmobile.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3013/airbag.html
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Old Dec 13, 2000 | 01:02 PM
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sweet...sweet!
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Old Dec 13, 2000 | 02:38 PM
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That's hilarious!

"As soon as my car started to skid out of control, I thought to myself, 'Oh, boy, this could be it--I could be a big winner!'" said Cincinnati's Martin Frelks, who lost his wife but won $50 Sunday when the Buick LeSabre they were driving hit an oil slick at 60 mph and slammed into an oncoming truck. "When the car stopped rolling down the embankment, I knew Ellen was dead, but all I could think about was getting the blood and glass out of my eyes so I could read that airbag!"

LOL!
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Old Dec 13, 2000 | 02:53 PM
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the onion rules
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Old Dec 13, 2000 | 04:25 PM
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Wow, that was hilarious!
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