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(GroovyNeilNeil @ Aug 16 2007, 12:31 PM)
But I will not move for you. I don't know you. I don't care about you. I don't owe you anything. Why would I do you a favor? I'm not a nice person and I know it. I'm not courteous and I know it. You should expect nothing from strangers. If you do, you're only setting yourself up for disapointment.
But I will not move for you. I don't know you. I don't care about you. I don't owe you anything. Why would I do you a favor? I'm not a nice person and I know it. I'm not courteous and I know it. You should expect nothing from strangers. If you do, you're only setting yourself up for disapointment.
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Originally Posted by bobushka king,Sep 7 2007, 06:44 AM
I'll fill in the blanks now....
I get home last night from having a few cocktails at a local pub, and I'm hankering something sweet to fill my stomach. After digging around for a while with no luck, I look in the pantry only to discover that someone had eaten all but two of the peanut butter cookies a neighbor made for us (BTW, the cookies were top notch). So I grab the last two cookies and a bottle of water and head to the internet to share my feelings to the world. I sit down at my computer and begin munching on the cookies, savoring every bite. Before I could start looking for p0rn or drunk messege anyone, both cookies were devoured, needless to say, I was pretty upset about the situation. So after about 15 minutes of parousing around the internet, my groinal area starts to get an itch, and like any man would do I go down to scratch. But wait, what do a find? A piece (about the size of a quarter) of one of the cookies broke off and fell into my lap. Naturally I woofed it down, and damn was that a great way to end my meal. I swear it tasted 10 times better than the original cookie...
So I figured everyone needed to know about my great discovery(without posting a word about it), and discuss times when food your found in your lap after the fact tasted better the original food.
Actually what it boils down to is I've go to lay off the Jager for a little bit
I get home last night from having a few cocktails at a local pub, and I'm hankering something sweet to fill my stomach. After digging around for a while with no luck, I look in the pantry only to discover that someone had eaten all but two of the peanut butter cookies a neighbor made for us (BTW, the cookies were top notch). So I grab the last two cookies and a bottle of water and head to the internet to share my feelings to the world. I sit down at my computer and begin munching on the cookies, savoring every bite. Before I could start looking for p0rn or drunk messege anyone, both cookies were devoured, needless to say, I was pretty upset about the situation. So after about 15 minutes of parousing around the internet, my groinal area starts to get an itch, and like any man would do I go down to scratch. But wait, what do a find? A piece (about the size of a quarter) of one of the cookies broke off and fell into my lap. Naturally I woofed it down, and damn was that a great way to end my meal. I swear it tasted 10 times better than the original cookie...
So I figured everyone needed to know about my great discovery(without posting a word about it), and discuss times when food your found in your lap after the fact tasted better the original food.
Actually what it boils down to is I've go to lay off the Jager for a little bit
I am not sure he would approve either.
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From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
this is one of those times that you think everyone will know what your talking about at the time while your 
.... you then wake up the next day to realize your a doof for posting it 
.... you then wake up the next day to realize your a doof for posting it
