Well its the end of the night and i'm spending it alone....well not quite alone considering that I've got this damn itch thats driving me crazy

 

well how did u handle not suggesting that she come with you? just say that u were tired?

 

With big boobs.

 

I said i'm tired and i need to wake up early tomorrow so I'll see her this weekend. I was happy she had no problem with it. Now if only as long as I can actually do something by then cuz if not then she may start to think i don't want to do anything at all which would really suck!!

 

cutting a nipple is 10x worse than a below the belt cut.

 

hmm....do you shave your nipples???

 

lol

 

Yes.




I fart in your general direction; your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

What's this thread about, scroti? I can only recommend Gillette shaving cream so many times before my sponsorship runs out.

 

i thought he was saying that since you were canadian, your balls would be extra hairy to protect against the cold...

 

fixed that typo for you.