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D*CK LOCK... oh man...

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Old Apr 16, 2002 | 03:01 PM
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they should make the whole thing in stainless steel with a bigger lock!!
but well, I guess this won't work if the husband is cheating with a female locksmith ...
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 06:35 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by stockae92
[B]they should make the whole thing in stainless steel with a bigger lock!!
but well, I guess this won't work if the husband is cheating with a female locksmith ...
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 07:07 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by stockae92
[B]they should make the whole thing in stainless steel with a bigger lock!!
but well, I guess this won't work if the husband is cheating with a female locksmith ...
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:25 AM
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This is supposed to lock the guys d*ck but what if he wants anal from a guy? The wife may never know
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:32 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Colin
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I thought Pigs had hooves...
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:33 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by mYuuki
[B]This is supposed to lock the guys d*ck but what if he wants anal from a guy?
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:34 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by a_MAY_zing_1
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I think he was calling himself a dog or a bitch! Hee hee You gotta test drive the car before you fall in love--but then again why would anyone need to test drive the S2000?? It was love at first sight and now I ride (drive) it as much as I can...

Anyway, about the thread--very creative lock--great for submission!
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:34 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by mYuuki
[B]This is supposed to lock the guys d*ck but what if he wants anal from a guy?
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by a_MAY_zing_1


Uhhhh, two words---ORAL SEX!!!
Well, who's getting it? With my new patented design; him, uh, receiving, will cause serious injury to BOTH parties.

All for the low price of $49.99. And, if you order now, I'll throw in, absolutely FREE, a bottle of "Miracle Orange Cleaner"!
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Old Apr 17, 2002 | 08:56 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by jprivara
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Well, who's getting it?
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