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Daddy, how was I born?

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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 07:44 AM
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Default Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little popup appeared that said "You've got male!"

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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 07:53 AM
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 08:05 AM
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 08:22 AM
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God, this joke just reeks of 1996
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 08:43 AM
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It was all right.
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Old Sep 10, 2009 | 08:51 AM
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