Thursday I noticed that some talented bird soiled the top of my S about 7 to 8 times in perfect grouping, about 10 inch in diameter so I cleaned up it up, no big deal. Friday I decide to spend all day claying, polishing and waxing my berlina S to the point of complete physical exhaustion, just so it would look good for the Eibach event. Latter that night I took the S to work for about 3 hours and when I got a home I noticed bird $hit the size of pancakes all over my hood and bumper. I was completely puzzled by the size of the tirds and thought maybe we have prehistoric birds that prey on nice shinny cars or that same bird from Thursday has a big brother, a very big brother. I don't understand why birds tend to squirt on clean cars as apposed to dirty ones.

 

At this point your #1 priority is to seek out a new parking spot.

 

and a nice shotgun. they're all just jealous that they can't keep up with your car.

 

Its probably just cleaner car owners notice stuff like that more. On my 91 Maxima I drove with bird shit all over it for like a month and I didn't care.

 

You got a point

 

I learned that bird crap actually keeps oxidization off the car