EIGHT Divorces??!!

Snap those suspenders and drop those drawers!

 

The women are only after that old, ugly turd for money (same goes for Heffner).

 

I've seen both Mr. King and the Future-Former-Mrs. King at a show. . . He's creepy as all get-out, and she's slightly neurotic in that Kathy Lee Gifford way. . .

. . . I can imagine by now her ass is starting to flatten a bit: time to bang the younger sister (I suspect).

 

Nah, his next one is being BORN as we speak!

 

i thought this was going to be a thread about leisure suit larry...possibly a new one or something