Have you considered poisoning her?

 

what's a milf?

 

MILF = Mother I'd Like To ----

Ahem.

 

MILILF= Mother-in-Law I'd....

 

well, survived the first of 7 dinners with her. Get this...she brings us presents and guess what I get? A used f*cken t-shirt!!! I don;t even want presents from her, but damn if that wasn't a laugh. It's a t-shirt that I will cut up and use as a polishing or cleaning cloth

I'm going to Tae Kwon Do now and will stay late...damn this.

yes, but I watch too much stuff on the learning channel about them being able to detect mosst substances post-mortem

that is so true! I think I made it clear to my wife last time about the same issue

oh well..sh1t..another 6 days...maybe I'll go out of town or something

 

You knew you were marrying her family when you took the vows. My soon to be mother in law seems to like me a lot we have never argued on anything yet. She seems to break the status quo of Mother in-law stereotypes, lucky me. She is too busy with her own life to meddle in mine, I guess that is a good thing.

Tan

 

Hm. I guess not everyone has a mother-in-law who has two motorcycles, spends a good part of the summer going to rallies, and usually only stops by if it's on the way to or from...

Tony

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tnguyen0567
[B]You knew you were marrying her family when you took the vows.