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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 10:48 AM
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:02 AM
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Honk and flash your high beams at the pig...
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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Wake up. And don't eat so much greasy food before going to bed.

But seriously, I don't know.
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:26 AM
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OK here's a stupid question... which direction is the pig galloping?? Is it going the same direction as you... coming towards you... or is it going to the left or right infront of you??
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:29 AM
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Same direction, like a road hog...
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:30 AM
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If you set the cruise control, you could theoretically jump to the firetruck.
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:30 AM
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I dont know get off the children's merry go round?
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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I guess I would just wait for the merry go round ride to be over...
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Yunisden R,Jul 18 2006, 03:30 PM
I dont know get off the children's merry go round?
:hearsgonginthebackground: Ohhhh I see.
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by THEOLDMAN,Jul 18 2006, 11:48 AM
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
ANSWER:
Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much!
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