DaRKCrow's Priceless moments
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DaRKCrow's Priceless moments
Saying the Right Thing is challange to pricks like me in RL. 
One moring I wake up at home with a huge hangover. I forced himself to
open my chinky eyes, and the first thing I see is a couple of aspirin and a
glass of water on the side table. I sat down and see my clothing
in front of me, all clean and folded. I looked around the room and
see that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of
the house. I took the aspirin and notice a note on the table from my gf
"Honey, breakfast is in the kitchen, I left early to have breakfast with my family. Love you."
So I go to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast. I thought I am dreaming at this point. My grandmother is also at the table, eating. I asked, "Ma, what happened last night?" My granny said, "Well, you came
home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
floor, and gave yourself a bloody nose when you fell face flat onto the door."
Confused, I asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
My grandmother replied, "Oh that! Dorothy dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Biiiish, leave me alone, I have a girl friend!"
A self-induced hangover - $160.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - - priceless!
DaRKCrow
"For once, this is like hitting the lotto jackpot for me!"
One moring I wake up at home with a huge hangover. I forced himself to
open my chinky eyes, and the first thing I see is a couple of aspirin and a
glass of water on the side table. I sat down and see my clothing
in front of me, all clean and folded. I looked around the room and
see that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of
the house. I took the aspirin and notice a note on the table from my gf
"Honey, breakfast is in the kitchen, I left early to have breakfast with my family. Love you."
So I go to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast. I thought I am dreaming at this point. My grandmother is also at the table, eating. I asked, "Ma, what happened last night?" My granny said, "Well, you came
home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
floor, and gave yourself a bloody nose when you fell face flat onto the door."
Confused, I asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
My grandmother replied, "Oh that! Dorothy dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Biiiish, leave me alone, I have a girl friend!"
A self-induced hangover - $160.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - - priceless!
DaRKCrow
"For once, this is like hitting the lotto jackpot for me!"
that was awesome...
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Originally posted by S2R
lol..stop making fake stories up
instead, i think you said "biiiish get 2 of your girlfriends and tell them to join us"
=P
lol..stop making fake stories up
instead, i think you said "biiiish get 2 of your girlfriends and tell them to join us"
=P
J/K Im gonna try that one if I am ever to drunk to get it up (not that it has ever happened)!