The tanning salon in the same shopping center as my shop seems to be doing poorly. In fact, the owners often complain about how poorly it's doing. I wouldn't risk opening a tanning salon unless it was near a place where snobby white women often shop.
Some white people think they're superior to browns, yet they get tans to look like browns...
Life is strange.

 

I'm pretty sure pictures of hot chicks coming in a tanning place would violate some state law or another. Just saying.

 

It's not that. Sunlight generates Vitamin D. You can also get this from milk. Lots of women for whatever reason are lactose intolerant. So they need to go tanning. I'm pretty sure that's it.

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlkq9vHuAE [/media]

 

a) Get Pert Plus with menthol. It wakes your head up real good.

b) Ditch the Barbasol and get nice shaving brush and shaving soap Nothing beats and old school shave for closeness.

 

So its Monday and we have not sold a phone yet today. My co-worker and I are bored. Pics shortly.

 

So my co-worker and I decided to install his dart board to pass the time.

 

^ great idea, except i could see a manager disapproving. even if you aren't busy, looking that unprofessional will turn people away. /buzzkill

 

Shut up, Nancy. Nobody asked for your opinion.


This thread needs pics of darts being thrown past customers while they shop!

 

also good for killing alien dinosaurs...