An 85 year old woman stumbled into an erotic sex shop. Taking slow, shaky, unbalanced little steps, she slowly made her way to the checkout counter and grabbed onto it for support. Looking at the sales clerk she said: "dddddo yyyyyou sssssell dddddildddddos?" " Yes," he replied, "we sell a wide variety of dildos," doing everything he could to keep from bursting out laughing. "DDDDDo yyyyyou cccccarry ttttten iiiiinch, pppppink ooooones, tttttwo iiiiinches ttttthick?" "Yes we do?" "CCCCCan yyyyyou tttttell mmmmmee hhhhhow ttttto ttttturn tttthis dddddamn ttttthing oooooff?"

 

 

 

hahaha yo killin' Rap!!!

 

nice one raptor!

 

This has happened to me numerous times in the past. I'v found the best way to get them out is with your mouth. Hence the picture you see to the left.