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Old 08-19-2009, 01:27 PM
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The other day a guy went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The dentist then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the man said. "I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returns and says "Here are two Viagra tablets." The man, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."
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LOL
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eh.... didnt do it for me... next one maybe
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weak.
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Originally Posted by quiksilverS2K,Aug 19 2009, 04:38 PM
eh.... didnt do it for me... next one maybe
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Aug 20 2009, 05:11 AM
This was funnier than the joke.


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