These are great!! Any more on the electrical theme?

 

these puns come as no shock to me...

 

He zipped only to get zapped?
Sorry folks, bottom of the barrel.

 

The post on the linesman certainly sparked my interest - made me feel tingly all over.

 

I thought about becoming a lineman, but the above event made me switchgear.

I considered becoming a politician, but realized it's too much like being a lineman.....high energy at the poles.

Then I thought about becoming a judge. Decided not to when I realized I had to do the circuit.

.......Somebody STOP me!!!

 

This whole thread is just re-volting...

 

You know watt, if everyone's energy wasn't currently directed to this - we could be dangerous.

 

Right! There's got to be an OFF switch around here somewhere.

 

Well...you will get little resistance from me because this is well beyond my capacitance to handle.

 

johnyboy32,

Watts the matter? I hope it's not the premature discharge thing again!