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Dirty Things You Can Get Away with Saying on Thanksgiving

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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 08:15 AM
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Default Dirty Things You Can Get Away with Saying on Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. Are you ready for seconds yet?

7. It's a little dry. Do you still eat to eat it?

8. Just wait your turn. You'll get some.

9. Don't play with your meat.

11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

12. I didn't expect everybody to come at once.

13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 08:34 AM
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Sweet...

Thanks for the laughs!
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:13 AM
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lol....needed a good laugh today
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:26 AM
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LOL
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:28 AM
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:31 AM
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Pretty good.

What should number 7 be changed to?
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:32 AM
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Thanks for the laugh Raptor. Haven't seen you since we drove in Malibu, hope everything is going well.
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:33 AM
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LOL
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:49 AM
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Originally posted by Palmateer
Pretty good.

What should number 7 be changed to?
7. It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
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Old Nov 19, 2001 | 09:54 AM
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I can only image what Dark Crow will say next..
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