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Jul 18, 2001 | 04:47 PM

AusS2000

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http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/disgrunt...tled_ninja.html

I guess I'd better reconsider the job offer to Chopper Read.

Jul 18, 2001 | 04:54 PM

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Jul 18, 2001 | 05:01 PM

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That is CLASSIC Onion...man, I love that paper!

Jul 18, 2001 | 05:53 PM

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To make the un-true sound true, and it still could be true

the onoin has perfected this

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Jul 19, 2001 | 12:31 AM

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Did'nt chopper Read write an autobiography, has anybody read it, I expect it would be an interesting read.

Jul 19, 2001 | 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY
Did'nt chopper Read write an autobiography, has anybody read it, I expect it would be an interesting read.

He's up to book 7. Doesn't have time for stand overs and toe cutin' any more.

His autobiography has been made into a movie called Chopper. The photo above is from the promotional stuff for the movie. It's actually a comedian/actor named Eric Banna who played Chopper.