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Old Jul 12, 2005 | 06:32 PM
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To the most resourceful people I know,

So I'm driving home from the bookstudy, (a weekly religious function) and decide to pick up a few brewskies at the convenient store down the street. As I'm walking in, I notice two rather promiscuously dressed young ladies leaning on a car on the parking lot. Almost immediately after getting out of the car, one of them yells out, "Hey, wanna join the Army?"
I replied, "Huh?", she repeats, "I said, do you want to join the Army?" Flattered by the remark which I somehow managed to turn into a flirt in my direction through any possible way I could. I say, "na, I'm good, thanks" They giggle, and walk away.

I wouldn't care otherwise, but she seemed so sincere.... Someone please explain to me what this means.

-and don't say she's recruiting.

-ryan
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Old Jul 12, 2005 | 08:06 PM
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she wanted to blow the hell out of you?
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Old Jul 12, 2005 | 08:09 PM
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She said "Do you want to join the ORGY?"

sadly you mistook her
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Old Jul 12, 2005 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by MDXLuvr,Jul 12 2005, 08:09 PM
She said "Do you want to join the ORGY?"

sadly you mistook her


I second that motion.

Or maybe, she meant that you need some exsercise
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 02:51 AM
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she wanted to operate your weapon of mass destruction
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 03:48 AM
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by oryanh,Jul 12 2005, 06:32 PM
(a weekly religious function) and decide to pick up a few brewskies.
Seems a little ironic to me

I think this is then military's new wave of recruiting because signups are down.

This from news week says:

In a new ploy to get more recruits the Army has changed its tactics. Gone are the days of the hard line crew cut recruiter. The new recruiters are attractive women. They focus on the 'machismo' of men to get them to sign up. The practice called the pick-up sign-up uses attractive scantily clad recruiters. The design was originally field tested in San Diego California and had a 32% sign up rate as compared to a dismal 12% from the traditional recruiter.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 10:26 AM
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s2000raj - c'mon Jesus turned water into wine did he not?


Im going with Weapon of Mass destruction on this one...
This isn't the first time I've seen her there... If I see here agin, I'll ask.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by oryanh,Jul 13 2005, 10:26 AM
s2000raj - c'mon Jesus turned water into wine did he not?


Im going with Weapon of Mass destruction on this one...
This isn't the first time I've seen her there... If I see here agin, I'll ask.
be careful what you ask her, you could be picked up for soliciting.
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jul 13 2005, 07:39 PM
be careful what you ask her, you could be picked up for soliciting.
Take it from me...you DO NOT want to learn this the hard way.
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