Following made me laughed :

rice, rice baby
rice, rice baby

all right stop, grab a table and a menu
rice is back in his oriental venue
hungry, for a little chop suey
i want chinese , not hong kong fooey
you know what you want
yo, can't decide
column a, column b
i like fried
barbeque spare ribs
my fingers i'm lickin'
waitin' for the main course
kung pow chicken
spicy
i mean hot like a stir fry
if you can't take it
order moo goo gai
pan
means chicken and mushroom
and while you're on the soup
the food is here too soon
no substitution but ya get hot tea
they say vegetable
but that means snow pea
if i get dessert
yo i deserve it
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
rice, rice baby
rice rice baby
you're eating sweat and sour
but you will be hungry in less then an hour
use chop sticks it don't, it don't matter
fingers were made for a poo poo platter
egg rolling
with egg foo young
my dinner is cooking like connie chung
noodles on standby
chow mein nearby
eggdrop
no i'm a wonton soup guy
soy sauce
hot mustard smokin'
my plate is clean
and my fortune cookie broken
bustin a bite of mongolian beef
get a mint toothpick for my
teeth takeout leftover low mein
if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain
if i get dessert yo i deserve it
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
rice,rice baby
rice, rice baby
yo man lets get out of here
tip to the waitress
rice rice baby to go
rice rice baby to go

 

weird al huh

 

good stuff.

 

gosh..lol

 

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