S2K Panama is still posting?!? That guy's my hero

 

Glad it was nothing serious

Did the valet company or restaurant cover the bill?

 

They did, but only after them saying 'its no big deal...it'll buff out' about 15x.

 

Easy there moody, your monthly "visitor" will only last a week or so.

 

meh, clever and quick-witted just turns into asshole after a long week @ work... bobushka king's avatar...

 

Only been 3 days...

 

I've valet'd my car at the Hyatt on 4th of July. It was probably not very exciting for them since it was my pathfinder LOL.

 

Of course it was excited.

It's the ****** Fapmobile...


Hope you left them a present in the passenger seat.

 

The Fapmobile is actually the QX56 because you can hide in the 3rd row with the 5% window tint and fap away. The pathfinder is not so good for anything sexually related. Although, I probably farted in the car right before he took control of it.

 

I used to work as a valet in the 90's. Just from the top of my head:

1) Kid totalled an Audi right in front of the owner by pressing the gas instead of the brake. Almost hit the guy too.

2) Kid took a 300zx on a joyride and came back with the tires literally smoking.

3) I parked this huge double rear wheel truck and came within mm's of hitting another car after I parked it.

4) We left some car in neutral and it rolled down a hill and hit another car. No one admitted to it.

5) Two guys were trying to drift with two cars and they smashed into each other.

6) I ran straight over a cement "planter" curb with a BMW. Driver tipped me $10.

7) Can't even count how many keys were locked into the cars stranding the owners.

All of this was at various places in NJ!