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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Feb 1 2010, 11:37 PM
I don't even know how you guys can think anywhere is worse than Florida.

Let me set up the equation for you...

[(Elderly Retirement Population) + (Tourist who don't know where the going) + (Illegal Immigrants)]
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[A very poorly planned freeway and interstate system which consists of only 4 interstates longer than 20 miles]
You left out Wiggers and 30k millionaires
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Feb 1 2010, 06:37 PM
I don't even know how you guys can think anywhere is worse than Florida.

Let me set up the equation for you...

[(Elderly Retirement Population) + (Tourist who don't know where the going) + (Illegal Immigrants)]
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[A very poorly planned freeway and interstate system which consists of only 4 interstates longer than 20 miles]
Hawaii has backwards onramps/offramps. We have ON RAMPS before OFF RAMPS so it backs the hell up of the freeways.
We have potholes the size of sinkholes popping up consistently due to the rain/state worker slacking off. We have water main breaks every week all over the place.
We have a stretch of cement highway that seems to have a very annoying rhythm: if you drive between 50-70mph, your car feels like its a inflatable castle...

TAKE THAT FLORIDA! we also have probably more tourists per capita, less road per capita and we have lots of old folks too. We also have lots of immigrants who somehow got their license, or worse dont have their license OR insurance driving all the goddamn time, we have moped "stunters" that pop wheelies all over the friggin roads, we have 5' tall asian ladies driving lifted suburbans....shall I go on?!!

One of our "worst" merges on the freeway is 4 lanes to one (middle street merge) in basically less than a 1/4 mile. Houses being built everywhere with no infrastructure upgrades since the..i dunno 60s? 70s?

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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by ikeyballz,Feb 2 2010, 03:39 AM
Hawaii has backwards onramps/offramps. We have ON RAMPS before OFF RAMPS so it backs the hell up of the freeways.
We have potholes the size of sinkholes popping up consistently due to the rain/state worker slacking off. We have water main breaks every week all over the place.
We have a stretch of cement highway that seems to have a very annoying rhythm: if you drive between 50-70mph, your car feels like its a inflatable castle...

TAKE THAT FLORIDA! we also have probably more tourists per capita, less road per capita and we have lots of old folks too. We also have lots of immigrants who somehow got their license, or worse dont have their license OR insurance driving all the goddamn time, we have moped "stunters" that pop wheelies all over the friggin roads, we have 5' tall asian ladies driving lifted suburbans....shall I go on?!!

One of our "worst" merges on the freeway is 4 lanes to one (middle street merge) in basically less than a 1/4 mile. Houses being built everywhere with no infrastructure upgrades since the..i dunno 60s? 70s?

Ok Ok. Mainland U.S.
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Spec_Ops2087,Feb 1 2010, 11:17 AM
Come to NJ...there's a reason why our INS is stupid high
I lived on long island for 3 years so I know exactly what youre talking about.
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Feb 1 2010, 11:37 PM
I don't even know how you guys can think anywhere is worse than Florida.

Let me set up the equation for you...

[(Elderly Retirement Population) + (Tourist who don't know where the going) + (Illegal Immigrants)]
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[A very poorly planned freeway and interstate system which consists of only 4 interstates longer than 20 miles]
Again, who has the highest insurance in the nation....NJ
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Spec_Ops2087,Feb 2 2010, 11:16 AM
Again, who has the highest insurance in the nation....NJ
Yeah. But that's only because the U.S. government could nuke New Jersey anyday and start over with a clean slate for that state. There would be a lot of insurance claims on that day.
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