It doesn't get much more embarrassing than this
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Thats classic man. Thanks for putting a smile on my face this early in the morning.But I agree with the guys on this one. Never keep jimmys in your wallet
unless you want to make a visit to planned parenthoodBTW, why do they call it "planned" parenthood, if yo ass is there, you definitely weren't planning on it
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Originally Posted by 714s2k,Feb 28 2006, 12:36 PM
BTW, why do they call it "planned" parenthood, if yo ass is there, you definitely weren't planning on it
Mixed bag really, was it good? Well yeah, it was better then nothing....Does it really send the right message to kids? Not a chance in hell.
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From: The Colony, TX
Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 28 2006, 12:32 PM
I was about to get married. However, there was her little sister: gorgeous, tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me for a great view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said "I'm going upstairs to my edroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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From: A Quiet Place
Originally Posted by spapdx,Feb 28 2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 28 2006, 09:32 AM
I was about to get married. However, there was her little sister: gorgeous, tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me for a great view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said "I'm going upstairs to my edroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 28 2006, 12:32 PM
I was about to get married. However, there was her little sister: gorgeous, tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me for a great view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said "I'm going upstairs to my edroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
