I own a Lab and it fits

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Newfoundland: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

Doberman Pinscher: Well, while it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the
couch.

Irish Setter: Huh?

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark...

Mastiff: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb.

Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzz...

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

Mr. Evil Pockets...Oh Poop on the light bulb
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Mark

 

"I don't change light bulbs. I have my humans do it."

 

"Who needs lightbulbs? Mommy always tells us that we're her sunshine!"

Note that Gilligan stuck his tongue out to spite you!



P.S. no squeaky toys here

 

"I wouldn't change a lightbulb while wet."




I love this picture.

 

I'll change the light bulb... right after a little nap... and a snack.

 

Don't talk to me about no stinkin light bulb...I got stuff to destroy!

 

If you don't take out that light bulb, I'm gonna burn you up with my eyes.

On second thought, I think I'll just air out awhile.

 

My boobooo....

 

I love these dog pics..