http://feministing.com/archives/005806.html

 

Oh and before you guys get any wild ideas---- I found the link on a Fort GT forum.

http://www.fordgtforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3250

 

Dang it, there goes my night job - D*ldo model.

Wait! I didn't mean that like it sounded. I don't model D*ldos, I meant that I was used as a Dildo form.

No, that doesn't sound right either. I was implying that my body parts were used as the model for them.

Only the big ones mind you.

Heck if it takes this much explaining then it wasn't funny in the first place and I probably should be banned from the forums :gayrainbow:

 

So thats who we have running our country, a bunch of ****ing idiots.

I can see why busch is such an idiot he must get it from all the other politicians in the area.


No offense to the people of texas, I would assume most of them think this is stupid as well. Although the movie was hilarious, some things just go beyond my head with how stupid they are

 

Busch = Cheap Beer.

Bush = The clown running the country or the shrub covering up a women's love tunnel

 

 

Jesus, here we go again...

While this is mildly entertaining, don't we currently have bigger fish to fry? Let's look at some laws from Vermont, arguably the most liberal state in the US...

-Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

-Whistling underwater is illegal

-It is illegal to deny the existence of God.



How about Oregon, another ultra-liberal state?

-Dishes must drip dry.

-The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.

-It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.

-Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays



Why is there no "Dirty Talk Diaries" on Oregon's cruel civil liberties annihilating law of no dirty talk in bed? Oh, that's right... George W. Bush is not from Oregon. I'm reminded of Patrick Bedard's commentary a couple of months ago (in of all places Car and Driver), speaking about Al Gore's global warming movie.

"This feverish sort of should-and-shouldn't evangelism plays particularly well these days among those who are looking for something to believe that carries no obligation to sit in a church pew."

 

Obviously a lot of sour grapes involved with this "interview". Keep in mind this was meant for a feminist group and therefore has to have a slant that they'll appreciate.

You CAN still buy Dildos in Texas. I stopped and checked for myself today.

 

I think, at the end of the day. . .

When in Texas, stick with the butt plugs.

 

Please warn me when you're comin' so I can take a vacation - outa state!