Yesterday my wife was walking to work from the parking lot she parks at in LA. While she was walking a tall old white guy comes up to her and says "I want to ejaculate all over your face".

WTF? She turns around and saws what? The guy takes off and she calls the cops? Again, WTF?

 

Man, that's crazy. San Antonio is big enough that there are a few crazy people. One guy told me he was the devil once. I said, "Congratulations."

 

damn!

 

That's just crazy. I remember when my Mom used to work down there, she always walked to and from her car with a group of friends. When they finally got praking in their building, it wasn't as bad.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Knowledge
[B]Man, that's crazy.

 

Hahaha, so are you really the devil?

 

She should mace him!!!That would teach him next time!!!

 

She went to pick up some mace or pepper spray, but couldn't get any. I guess you have to be careful using it too

 

I think you need to take a class now before they give you the pepper spray or mace. Just have her take that class.