DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
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IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want sex.
No, I don't want another drink.
No kebab for me thank you.
Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer.
I'm not Interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.

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A female officer arrests a drunk.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Tits."

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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE, CHEN LEE.

 

The last one was the best.

 

Geez, How stereotypical... Not a Chinese have bad enrlish