A blonde girl short on cash decides to go door to door looking for work. The first house she comes to she knocks on the door and a man answers. She asks the man if there is any kind of work that she might do to earn some extra cash. "Well... I was planning on painting my porch this weekend, already bought the paint it is in the garage... How much would you charge?" She tells the man $50 as she doesnt expect it will take her long, to which the man agrees seeing as he figures hes ripping this poor dumb girl off. An hour later the blonde knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished, and that she even put extra coats on since she had plenty of paint left. After being paid, she starts to walk away and turns around and says: "By the way, its a BMW not a porsche."

 

i'd kill her

 

fair at best...You've had better

 

cant win em all huh?

 

i shit you not, the minister at my church told that joke when i was in middle school or before.


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fail

 

Thats life!

 

ouch should I delete this thread now and save the little humility I have left?

 

i'll give you some e-props.

i hate BMW drivers. ultimate douchebaggery.

 

nah. accept criticism and move on.

 

Will do sir