i heard this on the radio

a person went into a store that sells electrionic equipment and he stole one of those criminal ankle bracklets that have gps on them so the cops can track you down.. they go for about a good 2grand on the street.. and he was strolling around in the mall with that in his pocket and all the cops had to do was check the gps on that thing to catch him..

 

How about the idiot that robbed a bank with a note to the teller that he wrote on the back of his checking deposit slip

 

Here's one from the REAL world. A guy comes into a local stop and rob and dare say ROBS the place and makes a clean getaway on foot into the night. The police arrive and upon investigating the scene find a wallet with a drivers license on the flloor that the clerk identifies as the robber. The police then proceed to go the his house, WHICH IS 2 BLOCKS AWAY, knock on the door and arrest the the robber who had been sitting in the living counting his ill-gotten gains. Just goes to show ya, If you plan on robbing something leave your wallet at home.

 

How about the guy who robs a liquor store and goes to grab a bottle of whiskey too. The clerks tells the guy, "I can't let you steal that, I don't believe you're 21" The guys says yes I am. The clerk demands to see a driver's license and the guy shows him. The guy leaves with the stolen money and booze. Clerk calls the police and gives the guy's name and address...he is promptly arrested.

 

Isn't this just a redundancy? IF they were smart they wouldn't be criminals in the first place

 

there was a story last week about some fools stealing actual GPS devices... of course they were caught! LOL!

 

How about the guy who robbed a convenience store after his football game wearing the jersey with his name on it.

 

Not ALL thieves are dumb, Look at most of your Honda Service Departments!

 

More like the dealers though


I saw a drunk driver on TV get stopped by police, while the cop was giving him field sobriety test he got into police car and drove it to his house. Parked it in his garage and left the lights still spinning and everything. Few hours later the police came knocking on his door. He was so drunk he had no idea he took it. He thought it was his. Now that is one stupid ass.

 

In seattle this week, three high school students failed to explode a home made bomb at a local jr. high school. Police caught the suspects after the bomb squad read a suspect's name off the bottom of a pottery project.......that was the housing for the device.