Embarrassing moment in your life?
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While I was in bootcamp, back in 02, I got really sick halfway through. Had the good ole' 'Hershey Squirts'. Well, like every morning, you get rudely awakened...I leaped outta my top rack, and sure enough, it was like an explosion the second I touched the deck... 
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When I was about 9-10 I was caught whacking it 2 days before we went on a family vacation... While visiting various relatives, I kept hearing my mom say "he was excersising" followed by laughter by all the adults.
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Originally Posted by Ch0pper,Oct 6 2007, 10:11 PM
When I was about 9-10 I was caught whacking it 2 days before we went on a family vacation... While visiting various relatives, I kept hearing my mom say "he was excersising" followed by laughter by all the adults.
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Here is mine...
About 4 years ago, I was trying to clear off my computer because I was almost out of memory. Keep in mind, I am not a computer nerd, so I was deleting stuff off my backup drive, and after about an hour of that I got lazy and deleted the whole thing. Bad idea, the computer crashed.
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So I tried to do system restore and everything but it would not work. I told my parents about it so one day my dad was trying to fix it and on the windows setup screen it scrolls through all the files currently on the computer while it is trying to reboot the system... up pops "two lesbians dildo"... "hot latina"... and the rest of my collection. I just so happened to be in the room, my dad asks me what is "two lesbians dildo?" I told him, "I dunno... that was a while back"
About 4 years ago, I was trying to clear off my computer because I was almost out of memory. Keep in mind, I am not a computer nerd, so I was deleting stuff off my backup drive, and after about an hour of that I got lazy and deleted the whole thing. Bad idea, the computer crashed.
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So I tried to do system restore and everything but it would not work. I told my parents about it so one day my dad was trying to fix it and on the windows setup screen it scrolls through all the files currently on the computer while it is trying to reboot the system... up pops "two lesbians dildo"... "hot latina"... and the rest of my collection. I just so happened to be in the room, my dad asks me what is "two lesbians dildo?" I told him, "I dunno... that was a while back"
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Oct 6 2007, 06:32 PM
I'll play too
When I was in high school a buddy of mine (Kieran) and I went to pick up our other friend (Pat) at his house. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and dropped my pants to wait for him to answer, cause clearly that would be awesome funny to have my dong hanging out first thing he sees.
I stand there waiting while my buddy is sitting in his car in the driveway. Door opens and his dad is standing there staring at me and doesn't say anything. I'm kind of shocked and don't know what to say, so I blurt out with a heavy polish accent "Forrrr Pat!" (Side note: I used the accent because his GRANDMOTHER is hardcore polish and speaks very little English with a serious accent, Dad however, was born in Canada). Dad looks at me with the most confused face ever, looks down and says "WHAT'S for Pat?"
I am still kind of at a loss for words and don't know what to say, and his dad turns around and yells "Pat, your F_cking friend is here!" And walks away. I grabbed my pants, turned around and ran back to the car.
Pat came out 2 minutes later and said "What the hell did you do? My dad started yelling at me and told me to get new friends who know how to act in public."
Guess I made an oopsie
When I was in high school a buddy of mine (Kieran) and I went to pick up our other friend (Pat) at his house. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and dropped my pants to wait for him to answer, cause clearly that would be awesome funny to have my dong hanging out first thing he sees.
I stand there waiting while my buddy is sitting in his car in the driveway. Door opens and his dad is standing there staring at me and doesn't say anything. I'm kind of shocked and don't know what to say, so I blurt out with a heavy polish accent "Forrrr Pat!" (Side note: I used the accent because his GRANDMOTHER is hardcore polish and speaks very little English with a serious accent, Dad however, was born in Canada). Dad looks at me with the most confused face ever, looks down and says "WHAT'S for Pat?"
I am still kind of at a loss for words and don't know what to say, and his dad turns around and yells "Pat, your F_cking friend is here!" And walks away. I grabbed my pants, turned around and ran back to the car.
Pat came out 2 minutes later and said "What the hell did you do? My dad started yelling at me and told me to get new friends who know how to act in public."
Guess I made an oopsie
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Nah I can beat that. I went o/s with my girlfriend last year and we shared a camera. We'd only been together about 6 months when we left so we were still living apart at our parents and when we returned that remained. One friday night in my g/f decided to show her parents our pics and didn't check them first.
Unfortunately we'd missed a close up of my ol' fella when deleting pics that were for our eyes only and when that came up on the screen my g/f couldn't click 'next' quick enough! I really wish she hadn't told me
I have a couple of others but I think that should cover it
Unfortunately we'd missed a close up of my ol' fella when deleting pics that were for our eyes only and when that came up on the screen my g/f couldn't click 'next' quick enough! I really wish she hadn't told me
I have a couple of others but I think that should cover it
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Oct 6 2007, 06:32 PM
I'll play too
When I was in high school a buddy of mine (Kieran) and I went to pick up our other friend (Pat) at his house. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and dropped my pants to wait for him to answer, cause clearly that would be awesome funny to have my dong hanging out first thing he sees.
I stand there waiting while my buddy is sitting in his car in the driveway. Door opens and his dad is standing there staring at me and doesn't say anything. I'm kind of shocked and don't know what to say, so I blurt out with a heavy polish accent "Forrrr Pat!" (Side note: I used the accent because his GRANDMOTHER is hardcore polish and speaks very little English with a serious accent, Dad however, was born in Canada). Dad looks at me with the most confused face ever, looks down and says "WHAT'S for Pat?"
I am still kind of at a loss for words and don't know what to say, and his dad turns around and yells "Pat, your F_cking friend is here!" And walks away. I grabbed my pants, turned around and ran back to the car.
Pat came out 2 minutes later and said "What the hell did you do? My dad started yelling at me and told me to get new friends who know how to act in public."
Guess I made an oopsie
When I was in high school a buddy of mine (Kieran) and I went to pick up our other friend (Pat) at his house. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and dropped my pants to wait for him to answer, cause clearly that would be awesome funny to have my dong hanging out first thing he sees.
I stand there waiting while my buddy is sitting in his car in the driveway. Door opens and his dad is standing there staring at me and doesn't say anything. I'm kind of shocked and don't know what to say, so I blurt out with a heavy polish accent "Forrrr Pat!" (Side note: I used the accent because his GRANDMOTHER is hardcore polish and speaks very little English with a serious accent, Dad however, was born in Canada). Dad looks at me with the most confused face ever, looks down and says "WHAT'S for Pat?"
I am still kind of at a loss for words and don't know what to say, and his dad turns around and yells "Pat, your F_cking friend is here!" And walks away. I grabbed my pants, turned around and ran back to the car.
Pat came out 2 minutes later and said "What the hell did you do? My dad started yelling at me and told me to get new friends who know how to act in public."
Guess I made an oopsie
Awesome story though!
