The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. (scroll down)



























It also works at the DMV and laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.

 

Ahahaha, lol

 

Lulz.

 

 

I heard that one before and still love it!

 

Win 9/10
I liked how u put spaces before u showed the patch

 

Hi larious!

 

lulz.

down here in miami, that would do wonders. i can already see 90% of the traffic on i95 in the morning clearing out.