Encounter at the Supermarket
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Encounter at the Supermarket
A guy was standing in line at the supermarket checkout. The woman in front of him in line turned around and says "I think you're the father of one of my kids." The guy's jaw dropped. He remembered the one time he was unfaithful to his wife and said: "Are you the stripper I had sex with on a pool table at my bachelor party while your partner whipped me with a riding crop and my buddies stood around and cheered?" "No," she replied, "I'm your son's fifth grade teacher."
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