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Old May 23, 2004 | 08:09 PM
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Who wants to help me by writing a poem about s2000? (assignment is to write a poem about something you love) =). im not much of a poem person but im sure one of you out there is!!

poem can be in any format and should include sum simile metaphor imagery, etc.

doesnt have to be that long

THANX GUYS!
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Old May 23, 2004 | 09:39 PM
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Ode to an S2000

My friends they all think I am gay,
When I'm driving my new S2k.
These people are worthless as friends,
saying, "it's sure not a Benz,"
and showing me no auto love.
But I make them issue an errata,
by saying, "It's not a fvcking MIATA!"
"It's a reliable drop top,
that can corner and stop.
and it's Recaro's fit like a glove."

I haven't had to write a poem for grade since 9th grade. That was a long time ago. Hence, my poem will probably get you a C- at best. Actually, don't use this poem for your class at all. . .

DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!!!
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Old May 23, 2004 | 09:53 PM
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Her curves are amazing
Once I go I can't stop
I catch others gazing
When she's dropping her top
I hear her start purring
There's a rumble inside
I push and she screams
It's a rush as I ride
My heart is pounding
As I clench my fists tight
We start from the morning
and end in the night
At the end I'm exhausted
But can't wait till it's day
When again I'll be riding
In my sweet S2K
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Old May 24, 2004 | 09:36 AM
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OMG! thank you reflexx!! woohoo!
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Old May 24, 2004 | 10:07 AM
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Not to sound like an old fogey, but...cheating at poetry? Sheesh.

Reflexx, that was ing great. .
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Old May 24, 2004 | 10:20 AM
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always in the sun
flowing wind, speeding serpent
s2000 go!
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Old May 24, 2004 | 12:51 PM
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I thought it was "YOUR" assignment to write a poem. If one of us writes it for you, do we get the credit?
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Old May 24, 2004 | 12:54 PM
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Tell me what grade you get!
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Old May 24, 2004 | 01:33 PM
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turn in reflexx's poem and your teacher will assume you're talking about something else.
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Old May 24, 2004 | 10:30 PM
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Originally posted by 96lude
turn in reflexx's poem and your teacher will assume you're talking about something else.
Haha! probably but o well thats poety.

okay reflexx, im sure thats an A.
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