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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 1 2008, 01:14 PM
Obviously, you went to public school.

Contrary to popular belief. . . so did I.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:28 PM
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More to the point, I was talking about looking at hot wieners coming out of a Cleveland Steamer at the cafeteria.

. . . I don't know what the heck you were thinking about.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 05:47 PM
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True story happened to me a few weeks ago. My stomach wasn't feeling well, and I needed to fart, so I forced one out, and the diarrheal shit just shot right out, quickly ran down along the inseam and rested on the carpet. It was a rather large pile of wet shit too. Needless to say, I had a fun time cleaning and washing the carpet.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Yellow_S,Dec 1 2008, 06:47 PM
True story happened to me a few weeks ago. My stomach wasn't feeling well, and I needed to fart, so I forced one out, and the diarrheal shit just shot right out, quickly ran down along the inseam and rested on the carpet. It was a rather large pile of wet shit too. Needless to say, I had a fun time cleaning and washing the carpet.
yeah......im going to say TMI!
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 06:28 PM
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Amazing writer and very funny and sad story at the same time!
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 06:35 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 06:43 PM
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Whoever wrote that story is a pretty good story teller.
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Old Dec 2, 2008 | 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sleep_TIme,Nov 30 2008, 09:44 PM

At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.
So we are into page 2 and nobody does a Chris Hanson Dateline NBC joke? You guys are slipping.
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Old Dec 2, 2008 | 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by vader1,Dec 2 2008, 10:38 AM
You guys are slipping.
no that'd be Yellow_S's sphincter

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Old Dec 2, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by vader1,Dec 2 2008, 07:38 AM
So we are into page 2 and nobody does a Chris Hanson Dateline NBC joke? You guys are slipping.
I was going to mention something about that but I noticed nobody else did so I assumed it'd be awkward if I did.
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