people currently or recently in the news this year (michael jackson, kanye west + taylor swift, that one manly runner...?)

popular things from your childhood.. stuff like old cartoon characters

 

i'm the same thing every year - maverick from top gun. aviators, authentic naval flight jacket, white tshirt, jeans, done.

one year i branched out and was corey hart. i literally watched every bit of this video to get the whole costume down...[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLEuWEvH5GI [/media]


i don't think a single person got it, so ... i guess it was kind of a fail.

 

 

My ex and I are going as Tila Tequila and Shawn Merriman

I'm rockin my Merriman jersey and some MMA gloves and she's gonna dress slutty with some black eyes/bruises

 

Definite fail. And thats what im afraid of if I try to go as the Castrol GTX guy.

But anything will be better than last year. My girlfriend convinced me to do a couple's thing, and im not sure WTF i was thinking....

 

i made the mistake of doing the couples thing. she was the sexy cop and i was a prisoner. handcuffs are only fun in bed not in public

 

Ill give you a hint at what we did. This was all I could think of all night

 

Every time I try to come up with something funny, it always fails. So I'm gonna wear the same thing as last year. A tshirt with the batman logo and say I'm batman.