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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:27 AM
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could also go with option piitB
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:28 AM
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We have a winner from mxt_77! BTW, make sure to check out the lady's ass once she passes. It's good etiquitte.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:33 AM
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OP, I'd just let her get off the elevator first. I try to keep my etiquette too. Nothing wrong with that. Just trying to bring being a gentleman back in style.

Originally Posted by RebelS2k,Jun 24 2009, 01:18 PM
^^ It may not matter much in the North.

Only elevator etiquette I'm aware of is people inside exit first, and then people outside come in. But HOLY SHIT is that hard for people to understand sometimes. I usually walk out the elevator first, quickly, just in case there are people right in front of the door.
Holy crap are you right about people leaving first THEN people can get on. Its not that big of a deal, if it is, take the damn stairs!
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:40 AM
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A. Depends, is she hot?


If she's nasty, option C. Run out of the elevator and through the door. Don't look back.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:43 AM
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Show her you mean business by getting naked and doing jumping jacks.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:46 AM
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I'd raise one of my legs and start peeing on the spot.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 09:50 AM
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Allow her to exit the elevator first in order to check out her butt. Then, in a moment of pure chivalry, jump ahead of her and open the door for her so you can check out her b00bs.

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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by S2K_Cincy,Jun 24 2009, 09:50 AM
Allow her to exit the elevator first in order to check out her butt. Then, in a moment of pure chivalry, jump ahead of her and open the door for her so you can check out her b00bs.
Genius!
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,Jun 24 2009, 11:28 AM
We have a winner from mxt_77! BTW, make sure to check out the lady's ass once she passes. It's good etiquitte.
dammit! I was gonna post it, but you beat me too it! great minds think alike
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Jun 24 2009, 12:27 PM
could also go with option piitB
[QUOTE=SheDrivesIt,Jun 24 2009, 12:28 PM]BTW, make sure to check out the lady's ass once she passes.
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