We were dressed, and ready to go out for a Friday night out. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the evening. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hit a parked car as we drove off.

 

nice!

 

10/10

 

I don't know what kind of mother-in-law\pussy you deal with but my neighbor, who is currently in the Federal express, has to put up with all of the following: Mother-in-law who ate his parakeet then refuse to take responsibility for killing the bird because he is still "flying" in her tummy.
Shitty bunk beds that cost $80 from communist China, due to a medical condition, her feet swell up so bad that she don't fit under a normal bed.
A refusal to provide her with ketamine that she was prescribed for prior to being locked out.
Alternating between being wrapped in a blanket with a cat dying of extremely poorly treated anal coat hanger wounds (my neighbor had to wake up in the middle of the night to wake up the bitch to remind her to change her bloody diaper) and bunking with another cat who doesn't speak feline but is in there for shitting on the carpet and probably plans on shitting on your carpet too.
Being held in an "litter box" for nearly a year and for more than 4 months after the box was full of shit (which only took a few weeks) which is a mixed population between high-stank and low-stank turds with out adequate burial of the low stank turds from the high stank ones
Getting beat up and even though she hasn't told me, quite probably Fitty-cent rapped to her.
Cabies who steal our litters and dooks despite them being shat in accordance with the rules.
That's just the stuff I can think of off the top of my head and that he has told me about. I can't really find this post to be funny because it's not rooted in reality, at all.

 

LOL

 

4/10 for Raptor.
7/10 for 21337R. Even got bonus points for using the word "rapped" to make the reference complete.

 

21337R

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This is utterly amazing - I can not believe the level of focus that is being thrown my way and towards my actions. What in the world have I done to deserve this? I'm here trying to interact with people, making a good faith effort to not only contribute in a meaningful way accurately to all forums but also to learn from my mistakes. My interaction with the lot of you is ripe with misunderstanding and you jump to conclusions then shit all over me for things I didn't even do or mean.

"Gentlemen," I'm autistic. Being on this forum is a prescription to learn social interaction. You may find my actions comical but I find your lack of tolerance to be reprehensible. At this point individuals are now picking on me - didn't you ever graduate high school? I don't expect the people who are so interested in making fun of me to give any consideration to the issue at all but I hope that people reading this will identify your true nature.

Buzz kill, what ever - these actions are terrible.

 

lol... it's the interwebz. Chillax. I'm amazed that you've been on s2ki for over 2 years and you haven't realized that people are always going to jerk other people around. Most of it is just ribbing, but sometimes it does get out of hand. Have a sense of humor, realize that very few people are being serious here, and just move on.

 

It's a joke. Don't take things so seriously; it's not personal, merely funny.

It's a good prescription to have. #1 Rule: Lighten up.