A week or 2 ago, on another message board someone posted a link to ksexradio.com. I am on a notebook PC with built in speakers, and I didn't have them muted. So stupid me I click on the link, and it takes you to some site with a flash animation. Anyway the animation has some chick yell out "HEY THIS IS <GIRL'S NAME> FROM K SEX RADIO.COM!" and I was thinking to myself oooh ...and then I started fake coughing and going stupid thing...and beating on the desk and making some noise to cover it up. And then I pulled the plug on the notebook PC, but being that it has a battery...well that did no good.

so anyway, yeah I owned myself

 

 

About 2 months ago I was going through the hotlinks at collegehumor.com and sometimes they aren't safe for work so I make the window kinda small. Well I clicked on one and at the same time I saw my boss walking up behind me towards my desk so I quickly go to click on the X. And what the hell did I do? I clicked the damn maximize button instead!! The window expands all the way and it's a picture of 2 girls blowing some guy. I'm like OH SHIT!! and clicked it away and she looked at me with wide eyes and I said, "Sorry, the window just popped up when I was checking my e-mail." She looked at me and said, "Josh, there are counseling groups for people like you, remind me to give you the number." I was so embarrassed...

 

Oh man... these are gooood.

I must say i do an impecable job of covering my tracks... if I look at these things.. I only look at posts with images on forums like duderick or something... I never directly go to the sites because of the reasons listed above. Also... learn the quick keys in case... ALT+F4 to exit IMMEDIATELY.


These are goood.. i wanna see more.

 

At my old office there was a group of us that would forward around funny and interesting e-mails to each other. One day an e-mail showed up with a pic of some naked chick embedded in it. You could see the chick in Outlook's preview screen. A buddy of mine looks at it in the preview screen and then covers it up with another window and takes off for a meeting. A little while later another email arrives and it brings his Outlook to the top of the window stack. I'm sitting out on the stagging floor working with some customers. At one point I slowly turn around in my chair, and through my buddy's WIDE OPEN office door, is a picture of a naked chick with her cooter hanging out in the breeze. Who knows how long it had been like that. I quietly excuse myself from the customers and go close his office door. I don't think there was any fallout, but we all still give him a hard time about it.

Chris.

 

great stories!

 

 

hahaha this is one hilarious thread! more stories!

 

Alright, I was an intern at Company X one summer, with almost nothing to work on. So I emailed my friends... A LOT. And as I grew more bored, our topics became more crude. Well, one day a corporate email came around saying they had just installed a new email filter to block undesireable emails. So I wanted to make sure my friends didn't screw me by sending me cusswords or puerno (which they had a bad habit of doing, despite my requests not to).
So I sent out an email to my group of friends saying "Don't email me bad stuff, etc. If you have to cuss, encode it with an asterisk here and there, like f*ck".

The second I sent it, I got an auto response to the effect that an undesireable email was blocked from being sent. I was a little bit worried, but I figure they get lots of that kind of thing.
The next week, a couple of us interns had meetings scheduled with HR. It was near the end of our assignments, and everyone had to meet with HR, so I assumed that we were just first-up, right?
Wrong. I sat down in the HR office with a HUGE stack of printed emails from or to me. They made me read through them with them sitting there. There were even some lines of text that were highlighted for extra attention. Sounsd stressful, right? Well, I already hated the company, so I didn't care too much, but yes, it was embarrassing. My disgust for the company was evident in one particular highlighted line of text I had written, intending only to be funny/sarcastic, but they didn't see it that way. I even "encoded" my intended message to not raise any flags.. But they found this one anyway:
"I hate Company X. They can kiss me below my back, where my doo-doo comes out". I seriously had to read that line out loud to the head of HR.

 

^^^^