Evolution Autosports
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Originally Posted by dave22,Aug 7 2004, 07:17 PM
How to find out what Evolution sells for the S2000 in 18 easy steps:
Step 1- Turn off your computer
Step 2- Pick up a telephone
Step 3- Pull out your index finger
Step 4- Press the 7
Step 4- Press the 0
Step 5- Press the 3
Step 6- Press the 9
Step 7- Press the 6
Step 8- Press the 1
Step 9- Press the 9
Step 10- Press the 0
Step 11- Press the 9
Step 12- Press the 0
Step 13- Put the top part of the phone up to your ear
Step 14- Listen for ringing. If you hear it, you've done everything correctly so far
Step 15- Wait for the ringing to stop
Step 16- Listen for a voice. It will probably say "evoLUtion!"
Step 17, and this is the tricky one- Say "Hello, I'm looking for ________ for my S2000, can you get it?"
Step 18- Wait for your answer
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Next time you want to bash a sponsor, go ahead and ask yourself Am I an idiot?
If the answer is yes, maybe you should ask someone to help you out a little before you start a thread.
Step 1- Turn off your computer
Step 2- Pick up a telephone
Step 3- Pull out your index finger
Step 4- Press the 7
Step 4- Press the 0
Step 5- Press the 3
Step 6- Press the 9
Step 7- Press the 6
Step 8- Press the 1
Step 9- Press the 9
Step 10- Press the 0
Step 11- Press the 9
Step 12- Press the 0
Step 13- Put the top part of the phone up to your ear
Step 14- Listen for ringing. If you hear it, you've done everything correctly so far
Step 15- Wait for the ringing to stop
Step 16- Listen for a voice. It will probably say "evoLUtion!"
Step 17, and this is the tricky one- Say "Hello, I'm looking for ________ for my S2000, can you get it?"
Step 18- Wait for your answer
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Next time you want to bash a sponsor, go ahead and ask yourself Am I an idiot?
If the answer is yes, maybe you should ask someone to help you out a little before you start a thread.
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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor
Originally Posted by dave22,Aug 7 2004, 08:17 PM
How to find out what Evolution sells for the S2000 in 18 easy steps:
Step 1- Turn off your computer
Step 2- Pick up a telephone
Step 3- Pull out your index finger
Step 4- Press the 7
Step 4- Press the 0
Step 5- Press the 3
Step 6- Press the 9
Step 7- Press the 6
Step 8- Press the 1
Step 9- Press the 9
Step 10- Press the 0
Step 11- Press the 9
Step 12- Press the 0
Step 13- Put the top part of the phone up to your ear
Step 14- Listen for ringing. If you hear it, you've done everything correctly so far
Step 15- Wait for the ringing to stop
Step 16- Listen for a voice. It will probably say "evoLUtion!"
Step 17, and this is the tricky one- Say "Hello, I'm looking for ________ for my S2000, can you get it?"
Step 18- Wait for your answer
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Next time you want to bash a sponsor, go ahead and ask yourself Am I an idiot?
If the answer is yes, maybe you should ask someone to help you out a little before you start a thread.
Step 1- Turn off your computer
Step 2- Pick up a telephone
Step 3- Pull out your index finger
Step 4- Press the 7
Step 4- Press the 0
Step 5- Press the 3
Step 6- Press the 9
Step 7- Press the 6
Step 8- Press the 1
Step 9- Press the 9
Step 10- Press the 0
Step 11- Press the 9
Step 12- Press the 0
Step 13- Put the top part of the phone up to your ear
Step 14- Listen for ringing. If you hear it, you've done everything correctly so far
Step 15- Wait for the ringing to stop
Step 16- Listen for a voice. It will probably say "evoLUtion!"
Step 17, and this is the tricky one- Say "Hello, I'm looking for ________ for my S2000, can you get it?"
Step 18- Wait for your answer
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Next time you want to bash a sponsor, go ahead and ask yourself Am I an idiot?
If the answer is yes, maybe you should ask someone to help you out a little before you start a thread.
I actually had a service person, (deliveryman) for my washing machine that didn't know how to use the one in my basement.
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From: richmond
I want to jump on this "who's got EvoLUtions back"
I want to point out not the GB's that they have done on this site, or the awesome products they sell at their store or online, but what they do for US, the S2K community that makes them no profit.
They organize events at their store, so we can all gather and hang out. They actually give away free stuff too.
Organize paintball trips. (which by the way, is long overdue. I want to shoot Jeff some more)
How many other companies will do stuff like that?
Jeff is an awesome person to work with, and i had no problems buying anything from him. I know if anything would happen to my order, he would take care of it.
I want to point out not the GB's that they have done on this site, or the awesome products they sell at their store or online, but what they do for US, the S2K community that makes them no profit.
They organize events at their store, so we can all gather and hang out. They actually give away free stuff too.
Organize paintball trips. (which by the way, is long overdue. I want to shoot Jeff some more)
How many other companies will do stuff like that?
Jeff is an awesome person to work with, and i had no problems buying anything from him. I know if anything would happen to my order, he would take care of it.